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FEATURESAPPEARANCE SCHEDULE - CLICK HERE TO SEE WHERE CHRIS HAS BEEN AND WHERE HE IS GOING TO BE...
COME ON! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST! Extra Bonus! If you are the first one to approach Chris after an event and give the secret password, you'll get a signed copy of a portrait of Uncle Stinky! Click on the link above to get the password. DO NOT SHARE THIS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION WITH ANYONE, YA HEAR? WHAT KIDS SAID AFTER THE SHOW!
Out of the mouths of babes... WHAT EDUCATORS ARE SAYING ABOUT CHRIS RUMBLE'S SCHOOL VISITS...
Read these teacher recommendations. Take notes. There WILL be a test. THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY! BOOK ONE: The Good, the Bad and the Smelly!
Get a SNEAK PREVIEW of the book's five nostril-flaring FEATURES: HOW UNCLE STINKY GOT HIS SIDEKICKS! PIONEER UNIVERSITY: Where you learn important stuff from Zack and Billy! STORY TIME WITH UNCLE STINKY: Buford the Ridiculosly Enormous Blue Dog! BARNABY'S HAPPIEST SING-ALONG SONGS! UNCLE STINKY SAVES HOOTENHOLLER FROM THE DREADFUL PLAGUE OF EMBARRASSMENT! THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY!
BOOK TWO: STINK TREK! An out-of-this-world adventure with laugh-out-loud hijinks and comic book–style illustrations, this book will have kids rolling in the aisles. Reading Guitar Man SONG LYRICS!
Now you, too, can sing the classic hits of the Reading Guitar Man! (Screaming elementary school students not included.)
I couldn't resist making Evan, one of my favorite nieces, one of my special features.
EMAIL: mail@chrisrumble.com CELL: 770-617-8381 HOME: 706-692-2199 WEBSITE: www.chrisrumble.com MAIL: 11 Cherokee Camp Trail #20451 Jasper, GA 30143 |
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