CHRIS RUMBLE
Author-Artist-Musician


ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FUN, EXCITING AND INSPIRING EVENT FOR YOUR SCHOOL?

READ ON...




*************** Click on "AUTHOR VISIT" above to HEAR THE SONGS Chris does in schools! ***************
WHAT EDUCATORS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE READING GUITAR MAN"...
Click on the link above to read what these teachers and principals had to say. Read carefully, too, or they might make you stay at the web site after every else has returned to their home page. Or maybe they might have to give your mother a phone call. You wouldn't want THAT would you?
But the best critics are the children!
WHAT KIDS SAID AFTER THE SHOW!
Click on the link above to read their sometimes hilarious comments.
CHRIS WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU!
APPEARANCE SCHEDULE - CLICK HERE TO SEE WHERE CHRIS HAS BEEN AND WHERE HE IS GOING TO BE...
Extra Bonus! If you are the first one to approach Chris after an event and give the secret password, you'll get a signed copy of a portrait of Uncle Stinky! Click on the link above to get the password. DO NOT SHARE THIS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION WITH ANYONE, YA HEAR?
Introducing...UNCLE STINKY!
THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY! BOOK ONE: The Good, the Bad and the Smelly!
Uncle Stinky's NOSTRIL-FLARING AVENTURES are brought to life by Chris' innovative DRAWING technique! He has developed a ground-breaking method for creating cartoons that aren't zipping around all over the place! That's right, he has eliminated all that nausea-causing movement that you find in most animated features! This way, you get to look at the pictures as long as you want! And, as an extra bonus, he's done away with those irritating sound effects, too! THIS GIVES YOU, dear reader, THE FREEDOM TO MAKE YOUR OWN SMELLY NOISES!
Looky here he comes again... UNCLE STINKY, BOOK TWO!
THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY! BOOK TWO: STINK TREK!
In Uncle Stinky’s second adventure arch nemesis Theo Durzindapance (say it out loud) wants to seize control of Hootenholler and send Uncle Stinky away forever! And our stinky superhero must face a tiny car packed with intergalactic clowns who turn out to be more sinister than silly. An out-of-this-world adventure with laugh-out-loud hijinks and comic book–style illustrations, this book will have kids rolling in the aisles.
READING GUITAR MAN
Reading Guitar Man SONG LYRICS!
Remember when the Reading Guitar Man rocked the house at Social Circle Primary School? How about when the fifth graders at Atha Road Elementary stormed the stage? Then there was the incident at Miss Wanda's Day Care when the groupies got so excited they wet their pants...Oh, wait a minute, they always do that! Now you, too, can sing the songs made legendary at Readapalooza and Bookstock!

FEATURES

APPEARANCE SCHEDULE - CLICK HERE TO SEE WHERE CHRIS HAS BEEN AND WHERE HE IS GOING TO BE...

COME ON! WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST!

Extra Bonus! If you are the first one to approach Chris after an event and give the secret password, you'll get a signed copy of a portrait of Uncle Stinky! Click on the link above to get the password. DO NOT SHARE THIS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION WITH ANYONE, YA HEAR?


WHAT KIDS SAID AFTER THE SHOW!
Out of the mouths of babes...

WHAT EDUCATORS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE READING GUITAR MAN"...
Read these teacher recommendations. Take notes. There WILL be a test.

THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY!
BOOK ONE: The Good, the Bad and the Smelly!

Get a SNEAK PREVIEW of the book's five nostril-flaring FEATURES:
HOW UNCLE STINKY GOT HIS SIDEKICKS!
PIONEER UNIVERSITY: Where you learn important stuff from Zack and Billy!
STORY TIME WITH UNCLE STINKY: Buford the Ridiculosly Enormous Blue Dog!
BARNABY'S HAPPIEST SING-ALONG SONGS!
UNCLE STINKY SAVES HOOTENHOLLER FROM THE DREADFUL PLAGUE OF EMBARRASSMENT!



THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY!
BOOK TWO: STINK TREK!

An out-of-this-world adventure with laugh-out-loud hijinks and comic book–style illustrations, this book will have kids rolling in the aisles.






Reading Guitar Man SONG LYRICS!
Now you, too, can sing the classic hits of the Reading Guitar Man! (Screaming elementary school students not included.)

I couldn't resist making Evan, one of my favorite nieces, one of my special features.


FOR BOOKING:
EMAIL: chrisrumble@gmail.com
CELL: 770-617-8381
HOME: 706-692-2199
WEBSITE: www.chrisrumble.com
MAIL: 11 Cherokee Camp Trail #20451 Jasper, GA 30143



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