CHRIS RUMBLE
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Introducing...UNCLE STINKY!
Uncle Stinky is a superhero with a heart of gold-and a stink to high heaven! And it's a good thing that a superhero lives in the little town of Hootenholler, because there's always someone who needs saving from the Dreadful Plague of Embarrassment. But despite smelling like onions and old fish, Stinky saves the day in this uproarious blend of text and comic book-style illustrations.
Looky here he comes again... UNCLE STINKY, BOOK TWO!
In Uncle Stinky’s second adventure arch nemesis Theo Durzindapance (say it out loud) wants to seize control of Hootenholler and send Uncle Stinky away forever! And our stinky superhero must face a tiny car packed with intergalactic clowns who turn out to be more sinister than silly. An out-of-this-world adventure with laugh-out-loud hijinks and comic book–style illustrations, this book will have kids rolling in the aisles.
MOBY STINK: AN INSTANT CLASSIC
Call him Stinky. In this third adventure, the hero with a heart of gold and a stink to high heaven enters the 238th Annual Catfish Rodeo and Fish Fry. A catfish of preposterous proportions has confounded the fishermen of Hottenholler for generations. Once again, the whole town has gathered to see if anyone will catch the elusive fish. T.V. personality and all-around big shot, Barry Cooter harbors a particular resentment of Ol’ Whiskers—he blames the fish for the terrible incident that resulted in the loss of his hiney. Will Barry be the one to finally hook the great white catfish or will Uncle Stinky’s secret weapon prove irresistible fish bait? PLUS! Hootenholler’s One of a Kind Self-Guided Tour of Rocks and a terrifying tale about zombie chickens.
READING GUITAR MAN
Remember when the Reading Guitar Man rocked the house at Social Circle Primary School? How about when the fifth graders at Atha Road Elementary stormed the stage? Then there was the incident at Miss Wanda's Day Care when the groupies got so excited they wet their pants...Oh, wait a minute, they always do that! Now you, too, can sing the songs made legendary at Readapalooza and Bookstock!

THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY:
The Good , the Bad and the Smelly!
Book 1!

BACK COVER

SPECIAL FEATURES IN BOOK 1 --

EPISODE 1: HOW UNCLE STINKY GOT HIS SIDEKICKS


(Every adventurer has to have at least one sidekick!)

Uncle Stinky tried every kind of sidekick you can think of, but not one could stand the smell long enough to finish out an adventure.

PIONEER UNIVERSITY: Where you learn important stuff with Zack and Billy!


School's in! P.U. is now accepting applications.

STORY TIME WITH UNCLE STINKY


“Story Time with Uncle Stinky” falls in between the two adventures. In “Story Time,” Chris steps back and lets Uncle Stinky write the story while little Billy draws the pictures. In this volume, Stinky tells the story of “Buford the Ridiculously Enormous Blue Dog.”

BARNABY'S HAPPIEST SING-ALONG SONGS!


We all know and love every one of “Barnaby’s Happiest Sing-along Songs.” For your enjoyment, we put them all on one CD! To get all the exciting details, buy the book in May, 2004!

EPISODE 2: UNCLE STINKY SAVES HOOTENHOLLER FROM THE DREADFUL PLAGUE OF EMBARRASSMENT


And Uncle Stinky DOES know a little something about embarrassment!

Remember the last time you were really embarrassed? Find out what happens when our hero sets out to make sure no one in Hootenholler suffers the "Dreadful Plague of Embarrassment."

PLUS: THE "WE'RE ALL A LITTLE STINKY BUT WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE" CAMPAIGN AND UNCLE STINKY'S HONORARY SIDEKICKS!


SYNOPSIS --

Combine off-the-wall comedy, quirky cartoons and a contest that says “We’re proud of you!” to great kids… throw in the hilarious adventures of a good-hearted, fly-attracting hero named “Uncle Stinky” and what do you have? A book that kids (and their parents!) will devour.

Uncle Stinky, the book’s protagonist, is a good-natured character with a child-like faith to believe that he and his sidekicks can make a real difference in the world. He is a bit of a “superhero,” but refreshingly imperfect. He is unconscious of self and is entirely unaware of the fact that he is, indeed, funny. Uncle Stinky has a heart of gold, but he stinks something awful. We all have our flaws; Uncle Stinky’s is his smell. Not that he is unsanitary, mind you. The distinctly recognizable odor of onions and old fish has been in his skin from the womb. One could say that the smell is in his genes, not in his jeans.

" The Good, the Bad and the Smelly is told from the point of view of Uncle Stinky’s ten-year-old nephew, Zack with some help from Billy, another nephew every bit of two years old. Book One is comprised of three major sections. The first adventure is entitled “How Uncle Stinky Got His Sidekicks.” (Every adventurer has to have at least one sidekick!) The second is entitled “Uncle Stinky Saves Hootenholler from the Dreadful Plague of Embarrassment.” “Story Time with Uncle Stinky” falls in between the two adventures. In “Story Time,” Chris steps back and lets Uncle Stinky write the story while little Billy draws the pictures. In this volume, Stinky tells the story of “Buford the Ridiculously Enormous Blue Dog.”

The three primary sections are separated by two vignettes: a feature called “Pioneer University” (where kids get to learn important stuff with Zack and Billy) and “Barnaby’s Happiest Sing-along Songs,” a fictitious “paid advertisement” spoofing a familiar purple creature and his happy ditties.


The book is ninety-six pages long and falls into the chapter book category. However, unlike most chapter books, the pages are abundantly illustrated. Chris set out to design a book in which the reader could get lost in each two-page spread. Though Uncle Stinky is written for young to middle grade children, the humor woven into this tale has a very broad appeal. Children chuckle at his adventures...but adults have been known to howl.

I'm going to stand here until you agree to buy "The Good, the Bad and the Smelly." C'mon it'll only cost 5.95...IT AIN'T GONNA KILL YA.

Warning! Uncle Stinky books can be addicting!

Waiting until the fall of 2005 for Book 3 to be released may prove to be too much to bear for some of the more "hard core" Uncle Stinky junkies.