CHRIS RUMBLE
Author-Artist-Musician


ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FUN, EXCITING AND INSPIRING EVENT FOR YOUR SCHOOL?

READ ON...




*************** Click on "AUTHOR VISIT" above to HEAR THE SONGS Chris does in schools! ***************
WHAT EDUCATORS ARE SAYING ABOUT "THE READING GUITAR MAN"...
Click on the link above to read what these teachers and principals had to say. Read carefully, too, or they might make you stay at the web site after every else has returned to their home page. Or maybe they might have to give your mother a phone call. You wouldn't want THAT would you?
But the best critics are the children!
WHAT KIDS SAID AFTER THE SHOW!
Click on the link above to read their sometimes hilarious comments.
CHRIS WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU!
APPEARANCE SCHEDULE - CLICK HERE TO SEE WHERE CHRIS HAS BEEN AND WHERE HE IS GOING TO BE...
Extra Bonus! If you are the first one to approach Chris after an event and give the secret password, you'll get a signed copy of a portrait of Uncle Stinky! Click on the link above to get the password. DO NOT SHARE THIS EXTREMELY SENSITIVE, CLASSIFIED INFORMATION WITH ANYONE, YA HEAR?
Introducing...UNCLE STINKY!
THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY! BOOK ONE: The Good, the Bad and the Smelly!
Uncle Stinky's NOSTRIL-FLARING AVENTURES are brought to life by Chris' innovative DRAWING technique! He has developed a ground-breaking method for creating cartoons that aren't zipping around all over the place! That's right, he has eliminated all that nausea-causing movement that you find in most animated features! This way, you get to look at the pictures as long as you want! And, as an extra bonus, he's done away with those irritating sound effects, too! THIS GIVES YOU, dear reader, THE FREEDOM TO MAKE YOUR OWN SMELLY NOISES!
Looky here he comes again... UNCLE STINKY, BOOK TWO!
THE ADVENTURES OF UNCLE STINKY! BOOK TWO: STINK TREK!
In Uncle Stinky’s second adventure arch nemesis Theo Durzindapance (say it out loud) wants to seize control of Hootenholler and send Uncle Stinky away forever! And our stinky superhero must face a tiny car packed with intergalactic clowns who turn out to be more sinister than silly. An out-of-this-world adventure with laugh-out-loud hijinks and comic book–style illustrations, this book will have kids rolling in the aisles.
READING GUITAR MAN
Reading Guitar Man SONG LYRICS!
Remember when the Reading Guitar Man rocked the house at Social Circle Primary School? How about when the fifth graders at Atha Road Elementary stormed the stage? Then there was the incident at Miss Wanda's Day Care when the groupies got so excited they wet their pants...Oh, wait a minute, they always do that! Now you, too, can sing the songs made legendary at Readapalooza and Bookstock!

CHRIS WOULD LOVE TO ENCOURAGE YOUR STUDENTS!

Chris has led OVER 300 SCHOOLS in his
READING PEP RALLY
over the past
six years !


RECENT RAVES...


Hi Chris,
The school was all a buzz after your visit. The media center had a run on requests for a copy of your books to check out. We all had a fantastic time and we will definitely keep in touch regarding future presentations.
On a personal note, I truly enjoyed your organized approach to scheduling and your prompt response to my every request for more information. Your package with all of the necessary promotional supplies was amazing. Thanks again for a wonderful morning at Silver City!
Jill Short
First Grade, Silver City Elementary
Cumming, GA


Dear Chris,
MANY THANKS go to you! Everyone totally enjoyed your program last night - you really reached the youngest to the grandparents. Person after person made a point of telling me how much they enjoyed your presentation. It was FABULOUS! We learned a lot and had a great time doing it. We thank you for your loving spirit for kids and learning to read and write.
I hope you will have contacts from Principals in the future as people begin to plan their budgets for next year. I will certainly offer recommendations to them.
Thank you again, Chris for everything.
Deborah Chester
Cobb County Literacy Coach
Marietta, GA


I can't tell you how grateful we were for the honor of having Chris Rumble present at our school. The kids were so excited about reading they couldn't put his books down even after he left. The kids took his books out to the playground the next day and were reading them to each other. It was unbelievable! Chris truly has a gift for instilling the love for reading in students! He brought tears to our eyes when he presented our very special students with his illustrations.
The staff has been expressing their gratitude for such a great Author Visit. One teacher asked me, "Did you see the look on their faces?" Then we both said that Chris inspired us because now we want to put that look on their faces, too.
Chris was the gift we all needed this year to inspire our students to be the readers we know they can be.

Gloria Davis, Third Grade Teacher & Event Coordinator
Wellton Elementary
Wellton, AZ


I want to brag on Chris Rumble! He just spent three days with us, and and he was been FABULOUS! He has visited quite a few schools in our county, but I also want to say what a great job he did with our special ed kids - our special ed preschool teachers have told me that this is the first performer that the school has had come in that they felt their kids really enjoyed. Chris saw the whole school over 3 days. I think everyone from pre-k - 5th grade really enjoyed him.
His rates depend on what you are doing, but he was VERY reasonable and willing to work with our PTA budget.

Kathy Schmidt, Media Specialist
Rock Springs Elementary
Lawrenceville, GA


The kids at our school loved Chris Rumble. I was so impressed with the way kids kept their attention on him. Chris truly has a gift with them. He is an inspiration to children and I hope that more children in my area get to benefit from his teachings and talents!
Jenny Volk, Cultural Arts Chair
Settle's Bridge Elementary
Suwannee, GA


The READING PEP RALLY is a unique program using ART, MUSIC, AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION and lots of LAUGHTER that will have your students
FIRED UP ABOUT READING!


OTHER QUOTES...


LISTEN TO WHAT EDUCATORS
ARE SAYING:


"MOTIVATING and INSPIRING."

"Chris is one of those KIND, GENTLE people that attracts everyone."

"Amazingly FUN and UPLIFTING!"

"Your GENUINE LOVE
for INSPIRING CHILDREN
to read is so evident."

"Your WRITING WORKSHOP
is a 10."

"Your books are TRUE FAVORITES."

"You are TOUCHING KIDS' LIVES."


Introducing
THE ADVENTURES
OF UNCLE STINKY!
Written and illustrated
by Chris Rumble

BOOK 1 has just been revised and reprinted for the THIRD TIME!

BOOKS 2 & 3 just went through their second revision/reprinting!


YOU'LL GET HOOKED ON THIS FISH TALE!

For generations the good folks of Hootenholler have tried to snag Ol' Whiskers, a catfish of legendary proportions. But it looks like his days are numbered when celebrity fisherman Barry Cooter enters the 238th Annual Catfish Rodeo and Fish Fry. When the festivities take an evil turn, Hootenhollerans young and old learn there's more to Ol' Whiskers than meets the eye and there's more to Uncle Stinky than meets the nose -- AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING!

PLUS AN ADDED BONUS! Uncle Stinky's first installment of CHICKENGUTS: Stories that'll scare yer guts out...EVEN IF YA AIN'T CHICKEN!

"THE COMIC-BOOKISH
ILLUSTRATIONS ARE
CONSISTENTLY FUNNY
AND THE BOOK SCORED HIGH
ON THE RE-READING SCALE
WITH A TEST AUDIENCE."

Dallas Morning News


YOU WILL LAUGH...
GUARANTEED!



Get your copy now while supplies last! Operators are standing by to take your order. Place your order within the next fifteen minutes and your copy of "The Good, the Bad and the Smelly" will be shipped to you in a beautifully crafted, customized corrugated carrying case at no extra charge to you!
 

Four out of five humorologists agree: There aren't many things more entertaining than hillbillies in space.

CHECK OUT THESE REVIEWS...


Uncle Stinky is just that - stinky! One whiff of Stinky and you'll run away! Told in the voice of a little boy named Zack, THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE SMELLY: BOOK 1, is a creative story about an adventurous adventurer with a good heart and very little adventure. In the town of Hootenholler, where there is always someone in the need of helping, Zack and his little brother, Billy, search for adventures for their stinky uncle and his pickle sidekick. The hilarious text and silly sidebars make Rumble's new book a must-have. In Uncle Stinky's first adventure, he saves Hootenholler from the Dreadful Plague of Embarrassment and wonders if he should trade his pickle sidekick for someone who actually moves.

This book is an entertaining chapter-book style book for elementary-grade children. The black and white illustrations, some in comic-book style, add fun and charm to the already enjoyable wording. There is a lot to see in this 96-page book-readers will have fun for hours!

THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE SMELLY: BOOK 1 by Chris Rumble comes highly recommended by this reviewer.


Reviewed by Jennifer LB Leese
http://www.geocities.com/ladyjiraff

CLAMP ON YOUR CLOTHESPIN! HERE WE GO!

NEW TRICYCLE PRESS SERIES STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN!!!

Tricycle Press has launched The Adventures of Uncle Stinky, a new series for young readers starring Uncle Stinky as himself - a superhero with a heart of gold...and a stink to high heaven!

With hilarious text, comic book-style illustrations, and silly sidebars, new author CHRIS RUMBLE introduces readers to the town of Hootenholler, where there
always seems to be someone in need of a helping hand, even if it's a stinky one.

In his first adventure, THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE SMELLY, Uncle Stinky saves Hootenholler from the Dreadful Plague of Embarrassment, hosts the uproarious "Storytime with Uncle Stinky," and makes the difficult decision to trade in his sidekick, a pickle, for someone a little more animated. Just one whiff of this putrid protagonist and kids will be clamoring for more!


SPECTRUM Children's Book Club Book Buzz
Tuesday, April 06, 2004



Uncle Stinky comes to life before their very eyes at Austell Elementary.
 

"A day with the Reading Guitar Man is more fun than a day at the pool" -- a statement that is not only absolutely true, but also gives me a reason to post this classic photo of Levi, one of my favorite nephews.


FOR BOOKING:
EMAIL: chrisrumble@gmail.com
CELL: 770-617-8381
HOME: 706-692-2199
WEBSITE: www.chrisrumble.com
MAIL: 11 Cherokee Camp Trail #20451 Jasper, GA 30143




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the songs
Chris does
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Chris has been honored as a SPOTLIGHT AUTHOR
at the:

•TENNESSEE ASSN OF SCHOOL LIBRARIANS

•SOUTHERN KENTUCKY BOOK FEST

•SOUTHERN FESTIVAL OF BOOKS

•KENTUCKY LIBRARY ASSN

•SOCIETY OF CHILDREN'S BOOK
WRITERS & ILLUSTRATORS.


My daughter Kara and her friends Shannon and Emily get ready to sing the National Anthem before a Pickens County Middle School football game. Since then, the NFL has been hounding them about appearing at the Super Bowl in the near future.




Flat Stanley honors Chris by visiting his book signing table at the Fall Conference of the Southern Breeze Chapter of the Society of the Children's Book Writers and Illustrators.

As the Reading Guitar Man, Chris has the incredible privilege of meeting great men...while they are still boys.

Chris gets to meet the COOLEST kids on the planet!

Here's a picture of me and Ethan, one of my favorite nephews. This photo has nothing to do with authoring, illustrating, visiting schools, campaigns or Uncle Stinky. But I like the picture and this is my web site and I can do whatever I want! So there.
(Besides, this amazing kid goes to sleep every night listening to the "Reading Guitar Man," so he deserves his own special spot on the home page.)

This picture was taken only moments before the crazed kids stormed the stage at the Dawson County Library.

A great ending to a great day!

Chris wants to come to your SCHOOL, LIBRARY OR CHURCH! Email him today and get the process started.


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